tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8876382935767131098.post4008019356352202590..comments2023-03-25T11:06:38.957-04:00Comments on Queering the Line: Surviving the Wedding Industrial ComplexSumner McRaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01949172226210854688noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8876382935767131098.post-73831234490481150642013-05-03T02:22:53.351-04:002013-05-03T02:22:53.351-04:00Hire a balloon sculptor, have them make the flower...Hire a balloon sculptor, have them make the flowers out of the balloons. <br /><br />Remind the planners that grooms take care of horses, and you are not legally allowed to marry a horse unless it is also a senator. <br /><br />Register for everything as Rumplestiltskin, and remind your guests that if they can guess your name, then they get dinner. Otherwise they have to watch everyone else eat at the reception.<br /><br />I cannot help you re: vegetarians.<br /><br />All wedding problems fixed. (Congratulations, BTW!) Conspyrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14135525348326754627noreply@blogger.com